im kinda like a puppy because if you dont talk to me for a few days i’ll forget you love me and i get really happy when people show me affection and also i eat dog food
being alone with your friends parents
The funny thing is you can’t tell who is who
science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time
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